SKüm Cøla
Bio
Containing 3x more Skum than competing sodas, SKÜM CØLA is the drink of the future. Mixed by Augustus Milton after drunkenly consuming anti freeze in a local Auto Zone. Disappointed by the flavor and resulting medical bills, Augustus vowed to create an edible variant.
Assembling Corn Syrup, Glass Powder, Skum, and Artificial Skum, Skum Cola was created. First sold in the back of the van he slept in, Skum quickly went viral online. Yet was not FDA Approved.
After food shortages caused by The Scorpion Wars , the FDA were forced to greatly reduce their safety standards. This, along with Skum's viral fame lead to mass production in stores everywhere.
Skum continued to rise thanks to it being cheaper than bottled water... somehow??? Since then, poorer territories and trendy rich influencers rely on Skum to eat and cook.
Flavor Variants
Sküm
Diet Sküm
Sküm Lemon Lime Disease
Sküm Apple Arson
Sküm Starwberry Shortstack
Sküm Fruit Punch Drunk Love
Sküm Melon Shakers
Sküm Banana Slama
Sküm Patriot Insurrection
Sküm Obamanation
Sküm Red Plum Fruit Apple Eris
Sküm Unicorn Dog Water
Sküm Jean-O-Cider
NüSküm
